Super Friend: Miser

Super Friend: Justin "Miser" Jedlicka

Favorite version of the game: NES Tecmo Super Bowl
Favorite Tecmo team: 1991 NES Chicago Bears
Catch phrases: "Super Duper" "They Call him Flipper, Flipper, Flipper...(Insert Dolphin Noise)"
Favorite play: Over The Top, SNES Super Tecmo Bowl III
Tendancies:
Say for example you have an excellent condition wide receiver, Mark "Super" Duper or Willie "Flipper" Anderson, I tend to throw to him deep every play.

Miscelanious biographical info: (Is this the equivalent of a playboy datasheet?)
Name: Miser
Bust: Cade McNown
Waist: 32
Hips: 32
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 160
Birth Date: 3/8/80
Birthplace: Smalltown, Nebraska
Ambitions: To be a member of the "Bear's Shufflin' Crew"
Turn-Ons: A backfield of Marshall Faulk and Walter Payton
Turn-Offs: Injured Running Backs